As romantic declarations go, this one has the rare advantage of being defensible. Statistically Significant Other, printed clean on heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, tells your favorite analyst exactly where they stand: above threshold, beyond dispute.
It reads correctly at the lab meeting and at brunch, which few valentines manage. It suits anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, and the couple milestone of surviving a shared spreadsheet. Our P = 0.06 travel mug makes a fitting companion piece, and the pair of them can debate significance over coffee. Crimson is the obvious romantic choice; Navy plays the long game.
The details
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed unisex fit
- Pre-shrunk, sizes S-XL
- Available in Pepper, Navy, and Crimson
