Some habits deserve a warning label. This is the warning label. DAD JOKE DEALER, FIRST ONE’S FREE, printed bold across heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, so bystanders can make an informed decision before asking how his weekend went.
He will follow through. He always follows through. The shirt simply makes the terms public, which is the responsible thing to do. It pairs naturally with our 00 Days Without a Dad Joke tee for the collector building a complete catalog of groans, and it works as a Father’s Day gift, a birthday gift, or a peace offering after the last eye roll.
The details
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed unisex fit
- Pre-shrunk, sizes S-XL
- Available in Pepper, Blue Jean, and Black















